Such disrespect..

Lord, If I start telling stories I swear Ill be here all day anyhoo, I have been experiencing life, hehe. as in things I said I would never do, like for instance, I have turned into champion driver in Nigeria.. ok Mode F doesn't think so but he also doesn't think I can dance either. Anyhoo so sometime last week I drove all the way from OGUN state.. This is a super big deal cos I could not see the poorly lit roads.. I figured out for sure that God loves naija cos how people survive on a day to day baffles me.. Anyhoo, I wont get into detail for now but pls help me with one question.. LASMA.. who the hell are they and what is their purpose in life besides being a public nuisance. and when I say public, I mean they are the biggest irritants Ive seen in a while.. and oooo the disrespect.. why is it that people cant seem to respect your property. Do you know how many time I have wished I had a taser while driving, as in if one more idiot hits the car with their hand, the swear Ill swear for them will be like childs play o.. So these lasma people tried to stop us, what did we do? NOTHING.. so Im like chop shit and dude took his stick and hit the car twice.. Now this had me boiling because he dented the car.. so I was like in fact typing it now is pissing me off.. Someone asked if I would live in naija, yeah if I could carry a taser and pepper spray everywhere I go.. I think there should be a law protecting citizens against vandalism by public officials.. what am I saying, naija has a (excuse my french) fucking long way to go..

anyhoo. thanks to everywhere for all the congratulatory words o.. I abi we really appreciate it.. He read my blog and started cheesing when he saw the messages, I think yall secretly made his day.. cos he said eheeeem... "confirm! goood goood Confirm!" hehehe wotever that means.. lol or he also said "elenu" lol

anyhoo will be back to blog proper next week. plenty gist