Joblessness is a disease..

Some naija papers crack me the hell up...So I got this today, actually made me laugh a bit, like who makes these things up anyways.. the headline reads.
"Jealousy costs 9ice Glo deal"
and the story goes...
The relationship between Abolore Akande (9ice) and his long time fiancée, Toni Payne, is said to be in a shaky state. Inside source revealed that the over N10 million endorsement deal offered to Dbanj by Glo Mobile some weeks ago was actually meant for 9ice.The gist is that when a female Glo representative tried to contact 9ice on his phone to discuss the deal, Toni was the one who picked the call. Thinking the caller was one of those trying to snatch 9ice from her, she rained insults on the caller. The following day, Dbanj was offered the endorsement deal. Right now, 9ice is said to be fuming, and has refused to see his long time lover for days now
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Gosh I wish they would make up cooler things about me, like "9ice is forced to move to LA" or "Toni Payne Seizes 9ice's Bentley" lol.. now the Bentley one I dont mind o, thats a prayer sef.. and I wasnt aware people could pick up naija calls all the way from the US seeing as I've been out of the country, well I guess technology has advanced to that level and I was left behind... wonders shall never end.. sighs!! I cant stress it enough, if you dont have stories to fill up your paper, do a PSA to help little kids, God will even bless you more.. sighs! On the flip side of things, when you think about it, I guess Dbanj indirectly owes me 10%... hahaha.... so BobbyT, pls ask ur client o, where is maaa money!.... I want cash payment, no check or money orders pls.... Im 100% certain this is just the beginging so I guess I need to sit back and enjoy the ride..